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spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

(Source: noneuclidean, via ncarolinaliving)

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

i got really excited that the milk actually spilled like this…

dekutree:

can you smell what the rock is cooking?

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empandas de queso para ti y todos tus amigos jajajaja tambien hice un jugito de mango

gracias, tia roca

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jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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603prepster:

Aka, the best sports

funnyordie:

Chris Bosh and LeBron James’ Text Message Conversation About Their Next Moves

Nobody’s more eager to know what LeBron’s plans are than teammate and fellow free agent Chris Bosh. Nobody.

Read their whole conversation here

lebron has a samsung this is imessage

you don’t get blue text for having inferior devices

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit